Spoiled

You know that you've been spoiled rotten by the advances in modern genetic engineering for fruit when you look down at your (hand-cut into small chunks by a loving spouse) container of watermelon and sniff,

Ugh, seeds! I don't like seeds in my watermelon, so I ALWAYS buy seedless. ARGH! It is SO HARD to chew the watermelon and spit the seeds out! Hmmmph! I wonder if ANYTHING ELSE will go wrong with my day#%$%^^&!!!!