Friday, September 4, 2009

5≤word(s) movie reviews

Hamlet 2: horrified fascination, indeed

Becoming Jane: statuesque; Auestenesque; blahblahblah English countryside

Hellboy 2: Golden Army: cartoonishly stunning; everyone is immature

The Godfather 2: almost everybody dies, grimly

The Godfather: Eye-talians are mean, goal-oriented, successful

Twilight: she's more corpse-like than him!

Ghost Town: Crankypants ghost whisperer isn't funny

Center Stage: Turn it up!: surprisingly, I want more

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2: so much $$ for travel??!!

Step Up 2 the Streets: please, don't

Milk: eerie, affecting portrayal

Gone, Baby Gone: better because he chose poorly

3:10 to Yuma: almost everybody dies, rather awesomely

Mamma Mia!: utter singing and eyesore drek

Shaun of the Dead: grrrr, argh, delightful

John Adams: Wheaties-like, for dislikers of Wheaties

Jesus Camp: chillingly truthful

The Spanish Prisoner: neat process but kinda annoying!

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist: great if you're a teenager

Get Smart: more fun than you think

GI Joe: gorgeous American explosion and noisemakers

Up: odd but delightful

Terminator Salvation: unsatisfyingly intense and bleak(est)

Star Trek: don't worry, just enjoy

Angels and Demons: THanks is SO not RLangdon

Transformers 2: what -BOOM!- just happened??!!

Happy Potter 6: hormones don't help plot holes

Wolverine: RAWR! Hot (tempered) and head-scratchy

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