Memo

DATE: January 15, 2008

TO: Esteemed Colleague

FROM: Frazzled Colleague

SUBJECT: Mitts off!

Dear Esteemed Colleague,

Thank you for taking materials off my desk without informing me. When I was unable to find the document I needed to complete a task, I assumed that I had misplaced it. As the days went by and it was neither in my office (having thoroughly ransacked it) nor my home, I assumed that I had lost the primary source, client-owned document. Since I rather enjoy feeling like a feckless fool, I thank you for this opportunity to contemplate my personal failings. In the future, please feel free to avail yourself of any items in my workspace that might spark your interest.

NOT.