Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Love is...

Getting your child to understand their faults so they will hate themselves and become obsessive about stamping those parts of themselves out.

If the child does not agree with your view of a fault?

Berate them to tears and misery until they understand how despicable you (and the rest of the world, naturally) find them to be in their present state and how all their problems can be solved by ameliorating this fault and doing your bidding.

After all, you know what's best, and it is your job to instill a sense of self-loathing so deep-seated and extreme that no matter what they accomplish, your child will never be satisfied with the state of his or her soul/body/mind/health/finances/relationships and will always strive to become a better individual.

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I have extremely loving parents.

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