Pick your poison

Current mood: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (fist-pumpingly)

If you had to choose among the (pictures courtesy of the Interweb):

a) Millennium Force

- tallest point: 310 feet

- maximum speed: 93 mph

- steepest angle of descent: 80 degrees
- vertical drop: 300 feet

(mutter OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG all the way up the hill, then scream)

b) Maverick

- tallest point: 105 feet

- maximum speed: 70 mph

- steepest angle of descent: 95 degrees

- 10 banked turns from 62 to 92 degrees

- midway through, the ride goes through a dark tunnel, then blasts to 70 mph before rising over a 74-foot hill

(described as a "bucking bronco" of a ride, the violent twists, turns, and the doubling back will literally knock you black and blue!)

c) Top Thrill Dragster

- tallest point: 420 feet
- maximum speed: 120 mph
- steepest angle of descent: 90 degrees

- vertical drop: 400 feet

- initial blast off reaching 120 mph in approximately four seconds

(Holy crap, we're really going up there??!! Actual stomach-churning, knuckle-whitening fear.)

What would you choose?

What if you could choose:

d) All of the above, twice

Eat that, roller coaster fans! It was...[squeals]...so, so, so awesome!!!!!

Of all three, here's the scariest part (other than waiting for the Dragster to just start, already):

This picture could be titled: "Why I am afraid of the Millennium Force." The climb takes a long time (and 45 degrees is steep, yo) and all you can see from the left side of the car is the water (Cedar Point is on the beach) beneath you and from the right side of the car, the park ground looks both very far away and very...ouchy.