What's in a toe, anyway? It's such a small, insignificant piece of the body...until it's broken.
Behold my puffy foot!
So this blacktoe is quite hurty, yes? And yet, I still tried going in to my volunteer job, which entails standing upright on stairs or slanted concrete for hours upon hours. That is, I tried...until I called in last minute, wailing that, "I'm not skipping because of the rain I swear I wuv Swamp Romp it's because my g*dd*mned foot won't fit in my shoe!!!!#$%^&*!!!!"
Talk about good timing - I have to wear steel-toed boots all week :(
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