Currently: BLEAH!
I come bearing pestilence.
That's how I felt when I walked into work today, sometime in the afternoon, glaring at a coworker who judgingly observed my extremely late arrival. Hey buddy, want to wear some lung?? It's a lovely shade of brown-green and will match your eyes, especially once you've contracted the plague.
I was doing so well! Lots of vitamins, exercise, and decent food, so what went wrong? Of course, I'm continuing my ab exercise. I should come out of this sickness with the best.abs.ever, due to the extreme workout that is the coughing. Coughcoughcough. Hackhackhack. Ughllllllll. The crunching motion is furthered by my doubling over every time I cough. The shards in my throat are angry and protest vociferously whenever I have the audacity to try and expel them. Hence, a full upper and lower ab crunch. Joyeaux.
Thus, tea, and lots of it.(= PEE!! All the time!!) Attempts at sleep. And unlimited smoothies and trips to the pho shop. When sugar stops burning my throat (it hurts us!!), then comes time for the popsicles and ice cream. Hmmm, I'm almost looking forward to it.
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