Wednesday, August 9, 2006

"Dwarves are very upsetting"

Current mood: frantically washing my face

(It's from Into the Woods, get over it.)

You know what else is very upsetting? The light pen of doom!!! I thought I was being good to my skin; exfoliating occasionally, dermatologist-prescribed face wash, SPF-enriched moisturizer almost every day... Well, I've had a lot of root canals and at that moment, when the lady with the unidentifiable accent was highlighting my facial flaws and berating me for my "pomples," I would have much rather been undergoing dental surgery than looking into my clogged pores. EW!! Nasty!! Now I remember why I hate makeup stores and their ilk...

4 pore strips (OUCH!), an exfoliation session, a face-scrubbing session, a cucumber face mask, quite a bit of toner, and a ton of moisturizer later... scr*w it, I can't really see the problems without the light pen, so the obvious answer is...

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