Current mood: I had on the "you smell" face
The bad: Guy gets on to the treadmill next to you and your nose begins to twitch. Is it me...? *surreptitious sniff* No, it's definitely him...ew.
The worse: Guy gets on the treadmill next to you and your nose begins to wrinkle up and your eyes begin to water. Did he really have to spritz on a fresh haze of cologne to come work out? Mean! At least naturally odiferous guy (most likely) couldn't help it.
The ugly: Guy gets on the treadmill next to you and Holy H*LL! What is that wafting...um, fragrance??!! Some ungodly combination of natural and totally artificial flavors. Ow. OW. OW! My nose! Mine eyes! ...and thus I flee in the face of the enemy, to find some nice girls to work out near...
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