Current mood: disgusted. and (very) slightly bemused
Things that you wish you hadn't witnessed:
The doctor looking down your shirt (during the few times you are actually clothed)
The person in the next car picking his nose...and eating it
Puppies sampling their own excrement (yeah, that's the same mouth they kiss you with)
The old guy fondling himself at the grocery store...and then handling the fruit
People having sex in the hotel hot tub (that you were going to use. Um, SO never again!)Oddly, enough, you know that phrase, "You don't want to know how the hot dog is made"? I've actually inspected one such factory and came out the other side wishing they had an onsite 'dog stand. Clean as a whistle and very, very reassuring. All food is made in shiny, pretty factories, right?
Right?
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